"Me and my neighbor. I figured out the best way to handle him. In the middle of the night I go out with my shotgun and fire a few rounds off.
"Pow! Pow! Pow! Four or five rounds is good.
"A-huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. A-huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh."
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