March 28, 2006:

Chatterbot.

You could program a basic AIML bot that would mimic him perfectly.

A simple index of inputs mapped to a simple matrix of responses.

Example:

Input: "Social Democracy."

Output: "Scheidemann! Noske! They murdered Rosa Luxemburg!"

I mean this literally. These are his politics. A library of rhetorical maneuvers.

In a way, he'd be glad to hear it. He could sleep all day with no worries. Someone's representing him.