January 30, 2017:

You: 6 ft. 6 figures. 6 pack.

I've never smoked a cigarette, but I accidentally did PCP one time.

It's my job to wear yoga pants.

January 29, 2017:

Favorite food: Milksteak
Hobbies: Magnets
Likes: Ghouls
Dislikes: People's knees

Don't look at me

Aspiring world traveler.
Today I made it to the fridge.
You could say that I'm going places.

January 28, 2017:

Let's get rowdy.

Bonus points for birds.

Now seriously drink some water.