October 17, 2006:

One and Three.

Envious, spiteful, thin-skinned, vindictive, petulant. Small.

Three: charming, vibrant, alive, albeit fueled by other people's energy.

One: dour, affected, pompous within the narrow circle of her narcissism. A sense of personal grandiosity she insists others take seriously.

Three would never, ever, in a million years, append "Ph.D." to her name.