December 26, 2012:

Pretty barista to her boss: "I thought I'd take my break now before you forget about me."

Boss, Mr. Muscles with scraggly black pirate beard, to pretty barista: "Who could forget about you?"

Pretty barista, dark hair, dark butterfly-shaped glasses, beautiful dark skin, laughs and smiles and bats her eyelashes. But remarkably her pretty smile isn't for Mr. Muscles at all, rather for your humble reporter, gray-haired and gangly, smiling a sincere but idiotic smile simply because she's so pretty, and her voice is so charming, and her butterfly-shaped glasses remind him of someone else, long years ago.