Montage of corporate logos: Microsoft, Apple, IBM, Oracle, Google. Arranged in a circle surrounding ours.
Microsoft: dominate the desktop. Apple: innovate. IBM: customer value. Oracle: first to market. Google: whatever the fuck Google does.
Excuse me. We're a medical software company. We write little apps for mobile devices. We give a lot of those away for free. You're suggesting our corporate strategy should be to dominate the desktop?
Confusion. Head-scratching as the meeting breaks up.
The single stupidest employed person I've ever met.