June 26, 2016:
As Weasel Boy brags to the merchant his biggest Weasel Boy grin spreads across his chin, his ears stick out, and his lack of a neck becomes even more prominent. "I got it with the 'five finger discount'", grin spreading. As you wonder why on earth he would say that.
The merchant sells collectible coins; his shop is easy pickings for five finger discounts. He's Asian, pudgy, small-eyed, yellow-toothed, and not remotely amused.
No other words are exchanged. You think to yourself, Nothing good will come of this.