June 26, 2016:

As Weasel Boy brags to the merchant his biggest Weasel Boy grin spreads across his chin, his ears stick out, and his lack of a neck becomes even more prominent. "I got it with the 'five finger discount'", grin spreading. As you wonder why on earth he would say that.

The merchant sells collectible coins; his shop is easy pickings for five finger discounts. He's Asian, pudgy, small-eyed, yellow-toothed, and not remotely amused.

No other words are exchanged. You think to yourself, Nothing good will come of this.

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