May 22, 2017:

Dalai Lama incognito, shaved head, sleeveless t-shirt, shades. "Oh great!", he says, into his cell phone, "we can ship it straight to Montreal." His Holiness the international business titan.

Giant yellow duck over the bar. I hadn't noticed until my friend LOL'd.

Praying, praying, praying, praying that 11B is empty.