April 28, 2005:

Yogurt, for her yeast infection. This is what happens when you have too much sex.

You're supposed to buy her plain. But you also buy cherry, as an in-joke between you.

Later, your smile of kindness and affection and silly amusement over the absurd position she has to work herself into, to keep the yogurt in place and off the bed. Your absurd little single bed, at home in San Diego.