May 5, 2011:

Boy: So how'd it go?

Girl: Oh — really good.

Boy: Good! But you seemed so down whenever I saw you.

Girl [coyly]: Well...

Boy: ?

Girl: That's because of you...

Boy [knowing]: What does that mean?

Girl [embarrassed]: I can't tell you....

Boy: If I bring you another beer can you tell me?

Girl: Yes! — if I get drunk enough.

At the end of the evening as they move toward the door:

Boy: Hey you promised you'd finally say.

Girl: Because I had a big crush on you!

Boy [outraged]: Had?!