August 5, 2015:
Superskinny blonde in supertight superpegged gray denim carries her dog, making her superskinny little blonde daughter trot behind.
Young couple kisses, and kisses, and kisses, refusing to unclench, hearts breaking to part. Love, actually.
Mr. Bananaman's leg's asleep. He lurches like Frankenstein across the polished floor, eating his banana, drinking from a half-pint carton of fat-free milk.