September 18, 2015:

Tall, lithe, silver spangles on the asspockets of her blue denim flairs. Little magenta t-shirt, shoulder-length magenta hair, vibrant magenta-plum lipstick. Swings in to drop off her resume.

"Awesome," says the male barista, struggling to catch his breath.

What he said, thinks the author, nodding emphatically, if only to himself.