October 14, 2017:

Americans wear brand tshirts. They walk with their hands in their pockets, on the wrong side of the road.

Thick Alabama accent: "You should have seen it when old Harry ordered a Bud Lite. He stopped every conversation cold."

His wife: "They don't even have condiments. I asked for condiments, they brought me a packet of horseradish dressing."

Bruti Americani.