Mark Phillips' Pages: Workbook: 2/4/20: I like napping because it's something I can do in my sleep.

I like napping because it's something I can do in my sleep.

I'm witty, charming, and exceptionally good-looking. I mention that last because it's not usually one of the first things people notice about me.

I ran for President of the Losers Club, but I failed to win.