October 3, 2020:

She wouldn't know history if it bit her on the ass.

Thus my stunned surprise at her boast, "With my knowledge of history..." Leading to the on-the-spot decision to say nothing, to consign my snarky thoughts and stifled reply to my workbook, this page before you, my publicly demonstrative personal unconscious composed of repressed snips of language and frustrated optings-to-let-falsity-pass-without-comment.