August 4, 2023:
It's so hot, I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.
It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It's so hot, I saw a fire hydrant flagging down a dog.
It's so hot, I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles.
It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It's so hot, cows are giving evaporated milk.
It's so hot, Burger King is singing, "If you want it your way, cook it yourself!"
It's so hot, I saw Doc and the band snorting ice cubes.
— Johnny Carson