August 5, 2023:
It's so hot, Siri asked me to stop talking and put her in the freezer.
It's so hot, the sidewalk just applied for hazard pay.
It's so hot, my sweat started leaving Yelp reviews.
It's so hot, I saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
It's so hot, I caught a mirage using sunscreen.
It's so hot, my shadow asked for a break in the shade.
It's so hot, my deodorant sent in a resignation letter.
It's so hot, even the Sun said, "Okay, this is excessive."
— ChatGPT