August 6, 2023:
It's so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
It's so hot, I saw Satan applying for a transfer to Alaska.
It's so hot, the penguins at the zoo hired an attorney to sue for cruel and unusual punishment.
It's so hot, the mosquitoes are carrying tiny canteens.
It's so hot, I spotted a cactus putting on sunscreen.
It's so hot, the ice cream truck is selling soup — just to keep things balanced.
It's so hot, I saw a squirrel installing an air conditioner in his tree.
— Claude (3.7 Sonnet)