January 6, 2024:
"I found one with money in it!" Four or five years old, holds up a plastic easter egg, unopened. "Whaaaaa?", very pretty lady sings in very pretty lady voice. Half a mile later I'm still laughing.
"I hurt my thumb, when I was fighting him." Thirteen-ish, spotty, scraggly, physically and I think morally unattractive. "I think I caught it on his ribbon."
Grownups — grownups? — on electric bikes, doing laps around the park. I'm unsure if it's exercise or tourism.